Malicious Women Candle Co

Every Great Mom Says The F Word- Noun, Verbs...Candle

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Every Great Mom Says the F-Word, Nouns, Verbs…

  • I don't know about you, but I'm all "come on kids, let's get in the car and prepare for a wonderful day at school" but there is always that one FUCKING kid that can never find his FUCKING shoes, and then I'm the bad guy because I lose my SHIT! This candle could only be scented with grapefruit and mint- you know for the dirty mouth.

Scent: Shiplap Orchard  

This is pure sunshine in a jar. A Mixture of fresh apple with a hint of pear and Barnwood. This scent will have you channeling your inner Joanna Gains in no time. 
  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.) Hand poured in Lake Stevens, WA.  The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances.  Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead Free).  No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors).  9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.  Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours.  Handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean.