Merle Haggard wrote a song about listening to his mama; how she showed undying support and love, and how he didnt listen. So he ended up in jail. On his birthday. By himself. Thats what happens when you dont listen to mama. Now you can wear this subtle threat on a tshirt so when someone tells you “No!” point to the shirt and remind them theres no cake in prison.
XS: 25" long by 15.25" wide
S: 26" long by 15.75" wide
M: 26.5" long by 16.5" wide
L: 27.25" long by 17.5" wide
XL: 27.75" long by 18.5" wide
XXL: 28.25" long by 19.50" wide
Model is 5'2 and is wearing a size S
Recommended sizing: Intended to be fitted so if you prefer extra room, size up. Better yet, grab your favorite fitting tee out of your drawer, measure from top to bottom + pit to pit and match it to the measurements above.